Technology: No Place for Wimps!

If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?

Remember there's no such thing as a small act of kindness. Every act creates a ripple with no logical end.

If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done.

I love you like a fat kid loves cake!

The maintenance man is moving the thermostat in our office today. I started talking with him about the

Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own problems.

You don't have to be a 'person of influence' to be influential. In fact, the most influential people in my life are probably not even aware of the things they've taught me.

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.

Informed decision-making comes from a long tradition of guessing and then blaming others for inadequate results.

Life is half delicious yogurt, half crap, and your job is to keep the plastic spoon in the yogurt.

I wonder how you're supposed to know the exact moment when there's no more hope.

The point is, the "best" technology or idea doesn't always prevail. Sometimes chance and the law of unintended consequences win out.

The environmental problems of developing countries are not the side effects of excessive industrialisation but reflect the inadequacy of development.

WHAT is America but beauty queens, millionaires, stupid records and Hollywood?

I struggle immensely with celebrities of all kinds. I get clammy hands and turn a little purple.

This little ship you sent is more wonderful than the big one that takes me away from you.

I don't want to throw him nothing. Maybe he'll just get tired of waiting and leave.

. . .nothing could eclipse the stain of his dirty, mortal mediocrity.

Wines are like women in that it's often the imperfections that fascinate.

I don't pretend to understand the Universe - it's a great deal bigger than I am.