Technology brings mankind closer to divinity or extinction.

If you say that you never lie in life, you honestly insult my intelligence.

Sometimes, some lies that spoken with high confidencecould be more receptive than facts that spoken with doubt.

Every man should believe in something.If not..he would doubt everything, even himself.

Smartass Disciple: Master, do you really believe in the second chance?Master of Stupidity: That supports the basis of lost-then-found concept.

Not all can believe anything they want to, because not all have the ability to believe.

Smartass Disciple: Why do arrogant people like to say complex words ?Master of Stupidity: Ask them straight! You'll get a simple scary version.

Disinformation is duping. Misinformation is tricking.

Pick a truth that blesses your life!

Smartass Disciple: If there were two masters, which one should I listen to?Master of Stupidity: Use the ears to the one who looks so stupid, eyes to else.

Smartass Disciple: If you are really a master, then make me see miracles!Master of Stupidity: Go to sleep and dream, then wake up thirty years later!

As I grabbed my cocoa, chocolate ran down my hand."This makes me feel like a five-year-old, " I said, licking it off."If I ordered a sandwich at this place, do you think they'd cut the crusts off?

To be on this set today, I feel very blessed for the second chance and for the opportunity, my record company believing in me and everybody here just showing me so much love and support.

Life is a gift, and it offers us the privilege, opportunity, and responsibility to give something back by becoming more.

You don't take it personally. You understand that if people are angry that somehow the government is failing, then they are going to look to the guy who represents government.

Health care is vital to all of us some of the time, but public health is vital to all of us all of the time

Just the whole concept of burlesque, I've always been fascinated with it. I've always collected so many books about burlesque.

Putin's an egomaniac, so there are two ways he can process his ego mania. He can say, "Oh, I stood up to the U.S.," or, "Hey, I'm essential to the world order."

I've done Graham Norton's show three times now. He tackles taboos and subject matter that wouldn't make it past the censors in the States

Love draws forth love.

I don’t think you’re aloud to be homeschooled if you don’t have a home.