Technology favors horrible people.

Remember: the time you feel lonely is the time you most need to be by yourself. Life's cruelest irony.

Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.

You can't fake creativity, competence, or sexual arousal.

Fondue sets, martini shakers and juicing machines: three things the world could live completely without.

If a building looks better under construction than it does when finished, then it's a failure.

Big companies are like marching bands. Even if half the band is playing random notes, it still sounds kind of like music. The concealment of failure is built into them.

Eagles are seagulls with a good hairdo.

We decided that the French could never write user-friendly software because they're so rude.

Is there anything in the world more annoyingly creepy than an unspoken dress code?

When we constantly ask for miracles, we're unraveling the fabric of the world. A world of continuous miracles would not be a world, it would be a cartoon.

Life is a book. We write in everyday existence.

There is something original in every one of us

SMILE!!!!! TODAY is the TOMORROW you worried about YESTERDA"Y

A hungry man is not a free man.

If Congress doesn't raise taxes, you cannot get a private investment account without forgoing a portion, possibly all, of your guaranteed benefit check.

Well observe The rule of Not too much, by temperance taught In what thou eat'st and drink'st.

I was once told by someone wise that writing is perilous as you cannot always guarantee your words will be read in the spirit in which they were written.

Intellect does not attain its full force unless it attacks power.

If desire did not dim the brain, nobody would ever get married, drunk, or fat. ~Val

I'm a serial bigamist.