Technology is anything invented after you were born.

The best way to predict the future is to invent it.

People who are really serious about software should make their own hardware.

Some people worry that artificial intelligence will make us feel inferior, but then, anybody in his right mind should have an inferiority complex every time he looks at a flower.

The most disastrous thing that you can ever learn is your first programming language.

Don't worry about what anybody else is going to do. The best way to predict the future is to invent it.

The greatest single programming language ever designed

I don't know how many of you have ever met Dijkstra, but you probably know that arrogance in computer science is measured in nano-Dijkstras.

I made up the term "object-oriented," and I can tell you I did not have C++ in mind.

Most software today is very much like an Egyptian pyramid with millions of bricks piled on top of each other, with no structural integrity, but just done by brute force and thousands of slaves.

Perspective is worth 80 IQ points.

Don't stay away from me anymore."I stop myself, just barely, from telling him I won't. I can't promise that. Can't

Idiot wind, blowing every time you move your teeth. You're an idiot babe, it's a wonder that you still know how to breathe.

I'm not an answering machine, I'm a questioning machine. If we have all the answers, how come we're in such as mess?

Every man has two vocations: his own and philosophy.

The bible tells us to be grateful in every situation. I am grateful for mine.

Love passes by us, robed in meekness; but we flee from her in fear, or hide in the darkness; or else pursue her, to do evil in her name.

I have never acknowledged the difference between serious music and light music. There is only good music and bad music.

Michael Schumacher is leading Michael Schumacher.

There might be people out there who wouldn't hire me because they thought I should keep my mouth shut, but I'm not aware of that. Even if I saw evidence of that, it wouldn't really concern me.

It is the bliss of childhood that we are being warped most when we know it the least.