Ted said, "You're working for the Order now." "Yes." "How does it feel?" "Well, Doctor, it feels rather sore and tingly.

Now climb, young grasshopper, so your Kung Fu won't be weak.

Black hair, angelic face, and devil eyes.

Strawberry Shortcake called, she wants her outfit back

First rule of bodyguard detail: know where your 'body' is at all times.

If the sky could dream, it would dream of dragons.

The decorator of Las Colimas must have been a great admirer of both early Aztec and late Taco Bell architectural styles.

I'm welding the bimbo room shut.

She can tell you the height of the attacker from the trigonometry of the blood spatter, while I'm fuzzy on what trigonometry is.

I had forgotten that talking to you is like trying to pet a cactus." Saiman said dryly. "Thank you for reminding me." "Always happy to oblige.

Your headlights don't scare me.

What's the difference between hot and cold cereal? Why can't all cereals get along?

It's hard for a man to live with a successful woman - they seem to resent you so much. Very few men are generous enough to accept success in their women.

Honestly, the average American spends about 52 minutes a day in commute traffic. And as much as I love driving my car and many people like driving their car, commuting has never been fun for me.

I am not a hoodlum. I'm a community organizer.

I needed to justify my existence, and I had made an absolute of literature. It took me thirty years to get rid of this state of mind.

Yet, when one thinks of it, diplomacy without force is a but a rotten reed to lean upon.

I always want to make Strokes records and play Strokes shows.

It is far wiser to ask for a question than an answer. When you think you have all the answers, it simply means you have run out of questions.

Trump appeals to right-wingnuts because when the going gets tough, they wig out.

There is no prosperity, trade, art, city, or great material wealth of any kind, but if you trace it home, you will find it rooted in a thought of some individual man.