Television has changed the American child from an irresistable force to an immovable object.

Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it.

Equal opportunity means everyone will have a fair chance at being incompetent.

Competence, like truth, beauty, and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder.

Don't believe in miracles - depend on them.

An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen today.

Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away.

When in doubt or danger, run in circles, scream and shout.

A man doesn't know what he knows until he knows what he doesn't know.

There are two kinds of failures: those who thought and never did, and those who did and never thought

Some problems are so complex that you have to be highly intelligent and well informed just to be undecided about them.

Seek to know your sacred soul.

I am strong enough to forgive.

For how long are the people who seek for the approval of others keep putting their self-worth in the hands of people?

I've always had a slightly overactive imagination.

It's not a gun control problem; it's a cultural control problem.

For me, one of the pleasures of cats company is their devotion to bodily comfort.

The Empire is the institution, the codification, of derangement; it is insane and imposes its insanity on us by violence, since its nature is a violent one.

There are things you can replace, and others you cannot. The time has come to weigh those things, this space is getting hot.

Pour out wine till I become a wanderer from myself; for in selfhood and existence I have felt only fatigue.

And when I was angry, when I was younger, I was in a cocoon. Now I'm a beautiful, black butterfly.