Television is a thing that people get very familiar with. They want to hear your voice in their head.

If you have the ability and want it bad enough, do it!

If I could have a superpower, I would choose the ability to make people's heart stop, if I just point at them.

The key qualities all successful people share are drive, and belief in themselves.

What excites me is danger! I like to do daring things. I've bungee jumped three times. The only thing I haven't tried is skydiving.

Jim Carrey and my dad were best friends. He would always be in my house and stuff like that.

My task, which I am trying to achieve is, by the power of the written word, to make you hear, to make you feel--it is, before all, to make you see.

The lowest wisdom of the wise is greater than the highest wisdom of fools.

An advertising agency is 85 percent confusion and 15 percent commission.

Delete the negative accentuate the positive!

We can never know that a piece of writing is bad unless we have begun by trying to read it as if it was very good and ended by discovering that we were paying the author an undeserved compliment.

Unfortunately, he was about as deep as a melted ice cube.

I'm not saying that George W. Bush did everything right. But even if you take a skeptical view of his Iraq war, [Barack] Obama made the more serious error of withdrawing his troops from Iraq early.

Democrats don't represent the taxpayers, they represent the tax-consumers.

I have shown that Swedish top students know statistically significantly less about the world than the chimpanzees.

I enjoy being characters rather than myself.