Television is for appearing on - not for looking at.

Wit ought to be a glorious treat like caviar; never spread it about like marmalade.

It is discouraging how many people are shocked by honesty and how few by deceit.

There's always something fishy about the French.

Mona Lisa looks as if she has just been sick, or is about to be.

I love criticism just so long as it's unqualified praise.

Work is much more fun than fun.

A perfect martini should be made by filling a glass with gin then waving it in the general direction of Italy.

For gin, in cruel sober truth, supplies the fuel for flaming youth.

Work hard, do the best you can, don't ever lose faith in yourself and take no notice of what other people say about you.

You will know you're old when you cease to be amazed.

Atticus adjusted his glasses as he peered down at the blanket. “Hey, is that the book Nellie told us abo

A man is never so vulnerable in a battle as when he flees, " Lord Eddard has told Jon once. "A running man is like a wounded animal to a soldier. It gets his bloodlust up.

I've learned from my dealings with Johnny Carson that no matter what kind of friendship you think you have with people you're working with, when the chips are down, it's all about business.

One of the benefits to television is that you're with these characters for years, you know them so well.

I lost all respect for angstroms.

I'm very concerned for the future of the earth and its amazing creatures. We've got to be careful and make sure we don't foul our own nest

Suffering makes you deep. Travel makes you broad. In case I get my pick, I'd rather travel.

How can you tell your wife you are just popping out to play a match and then not come back for five days?

People sometimes get in the habit of being loyal to a mistake.

What better way to head off more oil drilling, nuclear plants, than by blowing up a rig? I'm just noting the timing, here.