Television is just like making a hole in the wall. All kinds of stuff comes in, on the screen, that we would never allow to come in through the door.

Monsters have the worst taste in women.

There is no better way to thank God for your sight than by giving a helping hand to someone in the dark.

When you think your life is falling apart, it's usually falling together in disguise.

I'm all about peace. I'm all about unity. I'm all about love.

If there is a virtue in the world at which we should always aim, it is cheerfulness.

I want a laitywho know their creed so well, that they can give an account of it, who know so much of history that they can defend it.

To give up my job as a temp and actually make a living doing comedy, it was staggering.

You're not going to get anything politically correct out of me.

Beating Pakistan is always special because they are a tough team and we have a bit if a history regarding Pakistan.

The fact is that Americans are not a thoughtful people; they are too busy to stop and question their values.