Television is more interesting than people. If it were not we should have people standing in the corner of our room.

Enjoy your life today because yesterday had gone and tomorrow may never come

I sometimes wonder if the manufacturers of foolproof items keep a fool or two on their payroll to test things.

Democracy consists of choosing your dictators, after they've told you what you think it is you want to hear.

There are many mysteries in old age but the greatest, surely, is this: in those adverts for walk-in bathtubs, why doesn't all the water gush out when you get in?

Strictly speaking, the land does not exist; it is merely dehydrated sea.

Malta is the only country in the world where the local delicacy is the bread.

Being a personality is not the same thing as having a personality.

All I know of birds to this date is that sparrows are the ones that are not pigeons.

A humorist tells himself every morning, "I hope it's going to be a rough day." When things are going well, it's much harder to make the right jokes.

Having lost the last war, they are currently enjoying a "Wirtschaftswunder," which can be briefly translated as "The best way to own a Mercedes is to build one."

You have to respect all your competitors.

It's not an experiment if you know it's going to work.

Don't let your age control your life... Let your life control your age.

I don't care if I fall as long as someone else picks up my gun and keeps on shooting.

Almost any garden, if you see it at just the right moment, can be confused with paradise.

How long can you hear someone crying - how long can you hear someone dying - before you ask yourself why?

Modelling isn't something I'm doing to prove people wrong. It's something I'm doing because it's what I want to do

So what I was essentially doing was, I compromised the confidentiality of their proprietary software to advance my agenda of becoming the best at breaking through the lock.

In high school, I was Mr. Choir Boy. I had solos, I was helping out the tenors with their parts and our choir teacher would ask me what songs we should do.

When we have a majority we will do it. I think the days of the Lords are quite genuinely numbered.