Television is the triumph of machine over people.

Treat employees like partners, and they act like partners.

What's on your mind, if you will allow the overstatement.

Hollywood is a place where people from Iowa mistake each other for stars.

I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back.

Ed Sullivan will be around as long as someone else has talent.

A celebrity is a person who works hard all of their life to become well known, and then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

The first time I sang in the church choir; two hundred people changed their religion.

Cocktail party: A gathering held to enable forty people to talk about themselves at the same time. The man who remains after the liquor is gone is the host.

Television is a triumph of equipment over people, and the minds that control it are so small that you could put them in a gnat's navel with room left over for two caraway seeds and an agent's heart.

I had a dream that I could please everyone. Well that will always be a dream, because I find that near to impossible to do.

Any day of the week I would choose to be "out" with others and in touch with myself... then to be "in" with others and out of touch with myself.

It's silly to think the left eye would envy the right or that one foot would be jealous of the other, and yet so often it is the case.

Until our hearts find complete security and significance in God's unconditional love, we will never be satisfied.

In the ant's house the dew is a flood.

I have an affinity for Africa, especially East Africa, and Kansas looks very much like that.

We can choose to humble ourselves by loving God, adjusting our will to His, and putting Him first in our lives.

Small steps to the madhouse still get us there at last

Anything that disturbs your comfort factor is good for you.

I literally believe I'm going to do everything I set out to do, which is a pretty amazing feeling.