Television will do anything for a rating... anything!

You British plundered half the world for your own profit. Let's not pass it off as the Age of Enlightenment.

Ma, sooner or later there comes a point in a man's life when he's gotta face some facts. And one fact I've got to face is whateverit is women like, I ain't got it.

Stop thinking about writing as art. Think of it as work. If you’re an artist, whatever you do is going to be art. If you’re not an artist, at least you can do a good day’s work.

It's always the generals with the bloodiest records who are the first to shout what a hell it is. And it's always the war widows who lead the Memorial Day parades.

Americans don’t want drama, especially good drama, they just want their boredom killed.

Artists don't talk about art. Artists talk about work. If I have anything to say to young writers, it's stop thinking of writing as art. Think of it as work.

The worst kind of censorship is the kind that takes place in your own mind before you sit down to a typewriter.

Television is the menace that everyone loves to hate but can't seem to live without.

God save us from people who do the morally right thing. It's always the rest of us who get broken in half.

Television is democracy at its ugliest.

Sometimes it's difficult to tell what side of the moral compass we are all on. There are so many things to factor in.

Little girls are cute and small only to adults. To one another they are not cute. They are life-sized.

Describe Elvis Presley? He was the greatest who ever was, is or ever will be.

You will never know your limitations until you find them.

We learn from tragedy. Slowly.

The future of work consists of learning a living.

It's not worth moving heaven and earth, spending billions of dollars just trying to catch one person.

Passion, though a bad regulator, is a powerful spring.

Wouldn't you like to weigh what it says on your driver's license?

Don't sing it, bring it.