Tell it to everyone you know, but pretend you're kidding.

Anyone who gives you a cinnamon roll fresh out of the oven is a friend for life.

Miracles are like meatballs, because nobody can exactly agree on what they are made of, where they come from, or how often they should appear.

Temper tantrums, however fun they may be to throw, rarely solve whatever problem is causing them.

I didn't realize this was a sad occasion.

They didn't understand it, but like so many unfortunate events in life, just because you don't understand it doesn't mean it isn't so.

Love can change a person the way a parent can change a baby - awkwardly, and often with a great deal of mess.

Chestnuts in stuffing tastes like someone chewed up a tree branch and then French-kissed it into your mouth.

The thing with your heart's desire is that your heart doesn't even know what it desires until it turns up.

Accidents happen all the time.

Morning is an important time of day, because how you spend your morning can often tell you what kind of day you are going to have.

Posture Power, when interviewing for a job remember. Poor posture shows uncertainty and a lack of confidence and ability. Good posture conveys confidence and an air of capability.

Experience has taught me that there are some situations in which it's better to keep quiet. That is, I tried to keep quiet. Life gives me good advice, but sometimes I refuse to take it.

But he was sixty-two when I was, born, and the novelty of daughters had worn away long before.

Digital technology allows us a much larger scope to tell stories that were pretty much the grounds of the literary media.

One of the advantages of being disorganized is the joy of discovery.

Poetry is a language in which man explores his own amazement.

I’ve met guys all the time that I’m like, Damn, that’s a good-looking guy, you know?

I prefer to express myself physically, or non-verbally. I prefer just to react without having a lot of dialogue.

I'm a big singer. I really love it.

I don't want affirmative action - too much affirmative, not enough action.