Tell me, Kitten.” That deep, smooth voice brushed over me like a physical caress. “Shall I leave now, or wait until later?

The sh*t's gonna splatter, start buggin, yo..." Mencheres to Cat

Brush teeth. Wash hair. Rule undead world with an iron fist.

It was ironic; he held her captive, yet she’d captivated him.

You're shagging a woman who can turn into a dragon? Blast you, Charles, I am sick with envy!

I am a nice young girl here to pick up your granddaughter for the weekend... We're going to a Bible retreat to scare the devil out of her. - Bones to Cat's grandparents

You're not a woman," he said finally. "You're the Grim Reaper with red hair!

Careful, luv. I might be angry with you, but that doesn't mean I don't still want you. So if you do that again, I'll shag you right here, right now, and sod anyone who wants to watch

That face. That body. And you know he’s packing. Look at the angle on that dangle.

I couldn't help shaking my head as I looked at him. Ian slept like a baby every morning - well, a baby who continually kept one hand down his pants.

Nice to meet you, mate, and here's some advice: Don't even think about it. You try anything with her and I'll neuter you with my bare hands.

We all have the innate capacity to feel free.

My feet, " said Montag. "I can't move them. I feel so damn silly. My feet won't

Monkeys are superior to men in this: when a monkey looks into a mirror, he sees a monkey.

The day I met you is the day by which all others will be measured. — Levi Ian Bryson

Breakthrough ideas usually come from guys who look like they're hallucinating

To go beyond is as wrong as to fall short.

Like many things, I am nothing.

I grew up years ago doing something that unfortunately doesn't hardly exist any more, a medium called Radio.

Divorce is the sign of knowledge in our time.

I think the fact that we have been focussing on politics quite a lot and the tumult of politics rather than what we should be doing in terms of policy has made, I think, voters quite grumpy.