Tell me about yourself - your struggles your dreams your telephone number.

Well, back to the old drawing board.

I consider your conduct unethical and lousy.

Tell me about yourself - your struggles, your dreams, your telephone number.

Well, back to the drawing board.

There is only one world the world pressing against you this minute.

I assure you I will not miss the chance to show you that you were right when you voted for me.

Be yourself on stage. Nobody else can be you and you have the law of supply and demand covered.

You can't really achieve anything in three years.

I use nothing but the best ingredients. My cookies are always baked fresh. I price cookies so that you cannot make them at home for any less. And I still give cookies away.

The audience went from hating me to loving me to hating me to loving me. They probably would have f - ed me then rewarded me, f - ed me then rewarded me.

As a scientist, you're not supposed to make decisions without the data.

If I can just stop being so stressed out, maybe my cancer will get better! This is far less scary than treating a disease of unknown etiology.

Your truths are worse than your lies.

The thing is I'm very interested in bad taste, as anyone who's ever seen me perform or had dinner with me would know.