Tell me what it is, or prepare to eat harpoon.

Anyone who gives you a cinnamon roll fresh out of the oven is a friend for life.

Miracles are like meatballs, because nobody can exactly agree on what they are made of, where they come from, or how often they should appear.

Temper tantrums, however fun they may be to throw, rarely solve whatever problem is causing them.

I didn't realize this was a sad occasion.

They didn't understand it, but like so many unfortunate events in life, just because you don't understand it doesn't mean it isn't so.

Love can change a person the way a parent can change a baby - awkwardly, and often with a great deal of mess.

Chestnuts in stuffing tastes like someone chewed up a tree branch and then French-kissed it into your mouth.

The thing with your heart's desire is that your heart doesn't even know what it desires until it turns up.

Accidents happen all the time.

Morning is an important time of day, because how you spend your morning can often tell you what kind of day you are going to have.

Never give up on your journey to success, even if your feet give up on you.

Please don't let Daddy die Susie," he whispered. "I need him.

You just have to have the right gear and a few people to put you in motion with a good aesthetic and the film will take care of itself.

I don't regret setting bombs.

Jewish legend says that the world rests on 36 just men: only thirty six, but their moral strength is immense.

My life is a gift not an obligation and I Get To make the most of it.

Going to rehab was the best decision I ever made.

Our Nation's immigration laws are disrespected both by those who cross our borders illegally and by the businesses that hire those illegal immigrants.

Books are becoming everything to me. If I had at this moment any choice in life, I would bury myself in one of those immense libraries...and never pass a waking hour without a book before me.

When the sea was calm all ships alike showed mastership in floating.