Tell me what you'll do if you're captured by the coyotes... Well, that might work, but does your mother live near here?

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.

Be yourself. No one can say you're doing it wrong.

Life is like a ten speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use.

Nothing echoes like an empty mailbox.

Just thinking about a friend makes you want to do a happy dance, because a friend is someone who loves you in spite of your faults.

Learn from yesterday, live for today, look to tomorrow, rest this afternoon.

It's better to live one day as a lion than a dozen years as a sheep.

All his life he tried to be a good person. Many times, however, he failed. For after all, he was only human. He wasn't a dog.

It was a dark and stormy night. - Snoopy

Democracy is the process to elect government of the upper-class people, by the poor people and for the corporate people.

I still think the best classic meal in New York is a coffee-shop breakfast - you sort of can't skip it.

I used to be a longshoreman. I didn't go to college. I have a voice that when I say something, it can sound way meaner than you think it is.

It reminded him that time was short, but that beautiful endings could still be found at the end of cold, dreary days.

I'm dealing with things as they come along, and I'm talking about it

A gifted person ought to learn English (barring spelling and pronouncing) in thirty hours, French in thirty days, and German in thirty years.

Failing to be there when a man wants her is a woman's greatest sin, except to be there when he doesn't want her.

Your life is a gift. Before anything else can be said about you, for some reason the universe (or God, or being, or force, or reality, or whatever you name it) chose to give you life.

The starting point for the understanding of war is the understanding of human nature.

I wasn't afraid of getting old, because I was never a great beauty.