Tell me what you need, and I'll tell you how to get along without it.

If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?

Remember there's no such thing as a small act of kindness. Every act creates a ripple with no logical end.

If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done.

I love you like a fat kid loves cake!

The maintenance man is moving the thermostat in our office today. I started talking with him about the

Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own problems.

You don't have to be a 'person of influence' to be influential. In fact, the most influential people in my life are probably not even aware of the things they've taught me.

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.

Informed decision-making comes from a long tradition of guessing and then blaming others for inadequate results.

Life is half delicious yogurt, half crap, and your job is to keep the plastic spoon in the yogurt.

Put fourth your best effort in whatever you do...it may be your one and only shot.

You need feeling, emotion, to create. You can't create out of indifference.

Advice to young Samuel Gompers that might apply in many other areas: "Learn from socialism, but don't join it.

People should not confuse opinions and rules with egocentric interests.

The only thing that stands between a man and what he wants from life is often merely the will to try it and the faith to believe that it is possible.

Clutter, either mental or physical, is the sign of a healthy curiosity.

Know that you hold my heart, my hopes, in your hands.

Messi the best player in the world by far. I don't think we'll ever see a player like him again.

Kids are very visual, and they might not eat a food just because of its colour.

You all know I have terminal cancer - and I have a lot of it. But what you may not know is that stress induces its spread and induces its activity. Stress may even bring it on.