Tell me you're crazy, maybe then I'll understand.

For the most part, pianos are female to me. Sometimes they're dykes, and they're always good fun.

Women must understand that simply attacking or hating men is just another form of disempowerment. A woman has to realize that when she makes a man crawl it doesn't give her power.

Guys would sleep with a bicycle if it had the right color lip gloss on. They have no shame. They're like bull elks in a field.

Healing takes courage, and we all have courage, even if we have to dig a little to find it.

Some of the most wonderful people are the ones who don't fit into boxes.

We are all fairies living underneath a leaf of a lily pad.

It's emotional blackmail to say if you're a good businesswoman and a musician, you're betraying your music.

People think I'm nuts because I can sit in a room and be happy by myself.

The sense of loss is such a tricky one, because we always feel like our worth is tied up into stuff that we have, not that our worth can grow with things we are willing to lose.

Some people hide more than others, and it does intrigue me.

Work in such a way that your work will glorify the Lord

One must work nothing but work and one must have patience.

What is man's love? His vows are broke even while his parting kiss is warm.

No compass has ever been invented for the high seas of matrimony.

We are not a Zappa cover band. We only play Frank's songs that were recorded by the Mothers of Invention and I think a lot of those songs were complex.

Starting at about, I guess, forever, I've always looked forward to getting older. When I was 14, I couldn't wait to be 16 and get a driver's license.

If I'm looking fit and I'm not, then I'm cheating.

You show you care, you die.You show you fear, you die.You show nothing, maybe you live.

Texas created more jobs in 2008 than the rest of the states - combined.

Any success that I've had in my life has been in spite of my education rather than because of it.