Tell them it was a foul.

The Big Cactus... because if you come too close, you're gonna get stuck.

I knew I was dog meat. Luckily, I'm the high-priced dog meat that everybody wants. I'm the good-quality dog meat. I'm the Alpo of the NBA.

They shot the ball well early. What comes out of the microwave hot doesn't always stay hot. I know, because I eat bagels in the morning.

The stats win nothing. I'm still sexy. I'm still great.

You know, I'm very photogenic.

No one calls me out, I'm from LSU.

I put a lot into it, and when I am done playing, I plan on going undercover and then being the sheriff or chief of police somewhere, either Miami or Orlando, I don't know yet.

I'm not going to try to go out there and outdo him. I don't have to try to outdo him, I'm Shaq.

This summer is going to be a different summer for a lot of people. Everyone is going to take care of their own business and everyone is going to do what's best for them, including me.

I'm going back to the old Shaq. I was normal last year - I was an earthling last summer. I had to go back to my alien roots.

Hurry, your imaginary heaven is calling you up, my dear holier-than-thou religious nuts.

Run, sweetheart, run.

I'm in my mind a lot. I live there.

I am sick of the girl who cries 'wolf' all the time. Even though not one of those cries was ever a false alarm

Hold fast to the best of the past and move fast to the best of the future.

Good teaching is more a giving of right questions than a giving of right answers.

In developing countries, lack of infrastructure is a far more serious barrier to trade than tariffs.

I'm not one of those fellows that is just going to have a psuedo-middling relationship.

Maybe all the secrets of life were written on the surface of leaves, waiting to be translated. If I touched them long enough, I might be given some information no one else had.

Hope is a punishable offense. The verdict is always death; one more death of the heart.