Tell us your phobias and we will tell you what you are afraid of

We call ourselves a free nation, and yet we let ourselves be told what cabs we can and can't take by a man at a hotel door, simply because he has a drum major's uniform on.

Why don't you get out of that wet coat and into a dry martini?

The free-lance writer is a man who is paid per piece or per word or perhaps.

You might think that after thousands of years of coming up too soon and getting frozen, the crocus family would have had a little sense knocked into it.

Anyone can do any amount of work, provided it isn't the work he is supposed be doing at that moment.

In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children.

Defining and analyzing humor is a pastime of humorless people.

A boy can learn a lot from a dog: obedience, loyalty, and the importance of turning around three times before lying down.

Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to such a length that the child cannot do much harm one way or the other.

There is no such place as Budapest. Perhaps you are thinking of Bucharest, and there is no such place as Bucharest, either.

You are loaded with answers

When you are in love, reality becomes illusion and illusion become reality.

Cloud travel is well and good when you have mastered the landings. I never have. I must live, not dream about living.

Unless a man has trained himself for his chance the chance will only make him ridiculous.

I'm not an evangelical, because that means that I exclude the Catholics and main-liners, and Orthodox.

Any idea's a great idea as long as it tastes great.

We sort of read two or three big newspapers but we don't get the flavor of the local events, the local news as much.

Of private differences personal to himself, my brother had none.

Once people learn, it is hard to forget and go back.

I contend that it's impossible to read the Sermon on the Mount and not come out against capital punishment.