Telling my children was the toughest part. But that's when you get strong, because you have to be strong for other people.

I plan on ... encouraging so many women who are out there, who are still in the thick of it, who have yet to fight this fight, that you can do it, you can get through this one step at a time.

The broader question if Sarah Palin becomes vice president, will she be shortchanging her kids or will she be shortchanging the country?

Empowered girls will be the women that change this world.

I figure you're only here for a matter of moments. Ever since I was a kid watching movies I've always wanted to make people laugh or have some sort of emotional reaction.

I'm sorry and ashamed to report that I'm not actually a Jew. I was pretending to be a Jew to minimize the holocaust.

It doesn't matter who you vote for, the government always gets in.

When we played the back end of a horse we always knew that if we worked hard and did a good job we could become the front end.

We have standards. Anybody with the kind of journalism experience and professionalism that you have displayed over these years can not work for my program.

I hate everything about traveling but I love to explore new locations so I wish I could snap and arrive somewhere whenever the need or impulse would arise.

What would annoy the most people most often? That is the true left-wing test of government intervention.

Your reputation is what influences people to think, feel and talk about you the way they do.

Her name is Wanda, not it. You will not touch her. Any mark you leave on her, I will double on your worthless hide.