Temper tantrums, however fun they may be to throw, rarely solve whatever problem is causing them.

Anyone who gives you a cinnamon roll fresh out of the oven is a friend for life.

Miracles are like meatballs, because nobody can exactly agree on what they are made of, where they come from, or how often they should appear.

I didn't realize this was a sad occasion.

They didn't understand it, but like so many unfortunate events in life, just because you don't understand it doesn't mean it isn't so.

Love can change a person the way a parent can change a baby - awkwardly, and often with a great deal of mess.

Chestnuts in stuffing tastes like someone chewed up a tree branch and then French-kissed it into your mouth.

The thing with your heart's desire is that your heart doesn't even know what it desires until it turns up.

Accidents happen all the time.

Morning is an important time of day, because how you spend your morning can often tell you what kind of day you are going to have.

Someone feeling wronged is like someone feeling thirsty. Don’t tell them they aren’t. Sit with them and have a drink.

Miss Fairlie laughed with a ready good-humour, which broke out as brightly as if it had been part of the sunshine above us…

Enemies may unite to eliminate a common threat, but never without a wary eye fixed on their ally.

I'll just stay ten feet away from him at all times so I don't accidentally trip and fall and land lips first on his mouth.

Never blame your shortcomings on your personality. You're not built that way

Glee! The great storm is over!

We must free the slaves or be ourselves subdued.

If I was smart enough to be a doctor, I'd be a doctor. I ain't, so I'm a football player.

Any audience that gets a laugh out of me gets it while I'm facing them

Gear is the least important part of the equation. Having a vision and being able to articulate an idea visually are much more important.

Consume more than you need This is the dream Make you pauper Or make you queen I won't die lonely I'll have it all prearranged A grave that's deep and wide enough For me and all my mountains o'things