Temperance is the nurse of chastity.

Good fellowship and friendship are lasting, rational and manly pleasures.

Hunger, revenge, to sleep are petty foes, But only death the jealous eyes can close.

A mistress should be like a little country retreat near the town, not to dwell in constantly, but only for a night and away.

I love to be envied, and would not marry a wife that I alone could love; loving alone is as dull as eating alone.

Women of quality are so civil, you can hardly distinguish love from good breeding.

Money makes up in a measure all other wants in men.

Next to the pleasure of finding a new mistress is that of being rid of an old one.

But methings wit is more necessary than beauty; and I think no young woman ugly that has it, and no handsome woman agreeable without it

Marrying to increase love is like gaming to become rich; alas, you only lose what little stock you had before.

He's a fool that marries; but he's a greater fool that does not marry a fool.

Aspire higher to attain excellence in whatever you do. But be careful when you reach the peak, where the only way is the way downwards. Maintain your standard!

Focus on beauty, not on feardance with stress to let it clear

The greatest achievement of the human spirit is to live up to one's opportunities and make the most of one's resources.

The nice thing about really intelligent people is that when you talk with them they make you feel intelligent too.

You don't have to do everything from scratch. Nobody wants to make puff pastry!

I do not deny the allegation, I deny the allegator.

A lot of times, good improv is when both people, or however many people are in the scene, really have no idea what the next thing you're going to say is.

There is no truth that has not its source in the Author of all truth.

John McCain was victimized in the South Carolina primary.

Short people got no reason to live.