Ten million years from now, when then sun burns out and the Earth is just a frozen iceball hurtling through space, nobody's going to care whether or not I got this guy out.

Ninety percent I'll spend on good times, women and Irish Whiskey. The other ten percent I'll probably waste.

Some days you tame the tiger, and some days the tiger has you for lunch.

What is the difference between astroturf and grass? I don't know, I never smoked astroturf.

Kids should practice autographing baseballs. This is a skill that's often overlooked in Little League.

I have no trouble with the twelve inches between my elbow and my palm. It's the seven inches between my ears that's bent.

Always root for the winner. That way you won't be disappointed.

We called Pete Rose and Larry Bowa the soup spoons, because they were always stirring things up. Twenty years later, nothing's changed.

I don't know. I never smoked AstroTurf.

When I come into a game in the bottom of the ninth, bases loaded, no one out and a one-run lead ... it takes people off my mind.

I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf. (When asked whether he preferred grass or Astroturf

We spend great sum of money to buy good books, so that we can satisfy our pleasure of reading.

Dream of me, " he said.Dream of you? I'm doing that while I'm awake.

I like televangelism shows. I find it entertaining sometimes to see how a young person would deliver the word versus a old person.

Ideas are not thoughts; the thought respects the boundaries that the idea ignores thereby failing to realize itself.

Forget about enlightenment. Sit down wherever you are. And listen to the wind singing in your veins.

It's an odd mix, the life of a playwright.

Few men who have liberated themselves from the fear of God and the fear of death are yet able to liberate themselves from the fear of man.

At the heart of any poor soul not at one with the Force, there is only void.

Trusting God means thinking and acting according to God's word in spite of circumstances, feelings, or consequences.