Ten wagons to choose from and you pick the only one that has a human on it. Racist.

Can't abide adventure. 'Adventure' is a word people use to put a shine on lack of preparation and surviving through dumb luck.

Cheese, where you takes liquid from a cow lady's business parts, mix it with a bit o' juices from a baby cow's fourth stomach and then let it grow all fuzzy-moldy for a few years, eh?

He attempted to bark the order and succeeded, albeit with more of a chihuahua result than intended.

Today is felt to be the most complicated day in our lives and rarely in trying to deal with the issues of today, are we aware of the impact of the past on those issues.

I reserve the right to tell shaggy dog stories or even common jokes as part of what I'm doing. I don't give a damn if half the audience walks out.

Characterization requires a constant back-and-forth between the exterior events of the story and the inner life of the character.

America is not only big and rich, it is mysterious; and its capacity for the humorous or ironical concealment of its interests matches that of the legendary inscrutable Chinese.

The point is there is more information now then you can pass along comfortably in an oral tradition, say a strictly speaking culture. That is a problem.

I don't think we find compassion. I think we become the space that compassion wants to live in.

A trapped soul waits for redemption. It waits. And waits. For her to take her last breath.

I never have the nagging doubt of wondering whether perhaps I am wrong.

A change of environment is the traditional fallacy upon which doomed loves, and lungs, rely.