Tennis is a funny game; unbelievable highs and the lows are just as low.

You cannot be serious!

I have never seen someone point after point that just gives it everything.

Do you have any problems, other than that you're unemployed, a moron, and a dork?

My greatest strength is that I have no weaknesses.

As they say in sports, the older you get, the better you used to be.

The important thing is to learn a lesson every time you lose.

That's one of the best sets I've seen him play, although I should preface that by saying I haven't seen him play before.

I think it's the mark of a great player to be confident in tough situations.

We all choke. Winners know how to handle choking better than losers.

I want to be remembered as a great player, but I guess it will be as a player who got angry on a tennis court.

She would seize every opportunity to dive into the bathroom, in a swirl of white towels, and once in there she was as hard to dislodge as a limpet from a rock.

He knew there was only a slight difference between an armed guard and an escort, but sometimes that difference separated the honored and the condemned.

Sharing is bliss

what sphinx of cement and aluminium bashed open their skulls and ate up their brains and imagination

I hope I will be a calm mother; I do yoga and I meditate, and those should help.

What's the deal with Ovaltine? It comes in a round container, you put it in a round glass, why don't they call it Roundtine?

I try to simplify things for the children.

Dance is very, very old. With Louis XIV at Versailles is where ballet started.

Books without the knowledge of life are useless.

There are several occasions in the course of any woman's day when, without question, screaming is the appropriate response.