Terrible errors are rarely made all at once. Usually they are performed one small misstep at a time.

Reality is like a fruitcake; pretty enough to look at but with all sorts of nasty things lurking just beneath the surface.

Those who write are writers. Those who wait are waiters.

It was one thing to hide away from the world. It was quite another to discover the world didn't miss you when you were gone.

In the middle of nowhere, along a quiet stretch of road, the diner dreamt of the hungry dead. And of two men.

Because life is complicated and difficult. Anyone who says otherwise hasn't truly lived.

Death should take more care with his paperwork.

He gives me the hairy eyeball, and asks me to help him find his pancreas.

All coincidences are Odd. That's what makes them coincidences.

The wisest man knows he know nothing.

A place that proves if you get enough talented people in a room, one or two are bound to offer some helpful advice. Kind if like monkeys with typewriters.

Walking thru this graveyard, I realize times were never really hard. We live, we love, we let it go. The world ain't changed me at all.

You’re saying you don’t want me?”Aw hell. “No, I’m saying this is a bad idea.”“You’re the king of bad ideas, ” he reminds me. “At least this one ends with both of us feeling good.

When I came to know theater, drama became valuable to me.

Dogs aren't born knowing what or what not to do; they only learn like children.

Kindness like light speaks in the air it gilds.

Not being able to rebound better was a thorn in our foot.

Don't ask people to do something you wouldn't.

You've got to know much more than the mere technicalities of notes. You've got to know sounds and what goes between the notes.

Prudence is the virtue by which we discern what is proper to do under various circumstances in time and place.

It has appeared that from the inevitable laws of our nature, some human beings must suffer from want. These are the unhappy persons who, in the great lottery of life, have drawn a blank.