Terry Pratchett's right up my alley ... give him a try!

Being terrified but going ahead and doing what must be done—that's courage. The one who feels no fear is a fool, and the one who lets fear rule him is a coward.

When one person makes an accusation, check to be sure he himself is not the guilty one. Sometimes it is those whose case is weak who make the most clamour.

When you steal from the library, you are preventing anyone else from reading that book, and the very notion makes me want to drop you in the Void.

One day you'll discover that the opinions of worthless people are worthless.

Happy children do not seem to grow up to be writers.

Information is power. --Humfrey

But one must go where one's road leads, even when it's a distressing road.

All things make sense; you just have to fathom how they make sense.

SF is the literature of the theoretically possible, and F is the literature of the impossible.

Obviously it could be, because it was.

Just tell him to keep his hands to himself and his python in his pants.

Problem-insight precedes solution insight. Someone has to recognise a problem before they start to solve the problem...

Life is not a matter for simple optimism--for there is evil

Technically, of course, he was right. Socially, he was annoying us.

A woman can take care of the family. It takes a man to provide structure, to provide stability.

Swearing makes an excellent relief mechanism

Going into the woods, is going home

When you are really in love, you become vulnerable, and insecurities come out of nowhere.

We were all fated to die, and so it is good that at least we can be sure our deaths today might bring about a good end, might make the world a better place.

I may drive in a few races next year if someone needs a substitute driver ... (but) if I were never to drive again, I have had a great career.