Testosterone makes you completely out of control, but that's okay.

I finally understand that it’s okay to be a little afraid of things but that obsessing over them does not mean you have any more control over what you fear.

People said to me, "You know, when you record a special, you're going to regret it. The one thing you'll regret because you're a comic is you'll think of better tags."

I realized I need a certain kind of chemistry and a certain kind of look to be into someone, and like 1 percent of the population has it.

I find it actually the height of romance to legally bind yourself to someone because you're really taking care of someone, and letting them take care of you. I actually have no cynicism about that.

Instead of saving for someone else's college education, I'm currently saving for a luxury retirement community replete with golf carts and handsome young male nurses who love butterscotch.

Sometimes I look [ on trolls on Twitter], but even one ignorant comment can make me go, "Oh god."

I am just really focused in on what I love doing, but I would be a moron to not take some of my natural talent - I'm not saying I'm that talented, but I have enough acting and writing talent to go.

What I found out about myself was I am not someone who doesn't believe in marriage.

I used to make albums because I wasn't touring, and so I thought, "This is the best way for people to find out about me.

Its almost Thanksgiving! A day when you get to hear your extended family use racial slurs for groups are not taking away their jobs.

It is almost as if happiness is an acquired taste, like coconut cordial or ceviche, to which you can eventually become accustomed, but despair is something surprising each time you encounter it.

Sometimes, we become afraid to change because others judgment and opinions. Then, we making puerile excuses to please others, not ourselves.

The imagination is precious. Don't lose it. Don't lose the child in you.

A country is poor not because they have no wealth but because they have no good ideas.

i'm going to bed before either of you come up with another clever idea to get us killed or worse expelled

Winning to often is as disastrous as losing too often. Both get the same results, the falling off of the public's enthusiasm.

I've been trying to bust into the comedy business my whole life. It's hard in Hollywood to do different things. I know this. It's a struggle.

Creativity is a quality that we give to every activity that we do.

If I have said something to hurt a man once, I shall not get the better of this by saying many things to please him.

The most underrated of all contemporary American writers of fiction.