Texas is not a civilized place. Texans shoot one another a lot. They also knife, razor, and stomp one another to death with some frequency. And they fight in bars all the time.

I prefer someone who burns the flag and then wraps themselves up in the Constitution over someone who burns the Constitution and then wraps themselves up in the flag.

On the whole, I prefer not to be lectured on patriotism by those who keep offshore maildrops in order to avoid paying their taxes.

What we have here, fellow citizens, is a crassly egocentric, raving twit.

It's like, duh. Just when you thought there wasn't a dime's worth of difference between the two parties, the Republicans go and prove you're wrong.

It is possible to read the history of this country as one long struggle to extend the liberties established in our Constitution to everyone in America.

Satire is traditionally the weapon of the powerless against the powerful. I only aim at the powerful. When satire is aimed at the powerless, it is not only cruel -- it's vulgar.

If you ever get to the place where injustice doesn't bother you, you're dead.

One thing that corporations do not do is give out money out of the goodness of their hearts.

I know: "Guns Don't Kill People." But I suspect that they have something to do with it. If you point your finger at someone and say, "Bang, bang, you're dead," not much actually happens.

How the American right managed to convince itself that the programs to alleviate poverty are responsible for the consequences of poverty will someday be studied as a notorious mass illusion.

You’re gonna be like Aquaman?” she asked. “Get the fish to fight for you?”“Thanks, ” Percy said. “I haven’t heard enough Aquaman jokes for one lifetime.

Each moment of a happy lover's hour is worth an age of dull and common life.

The most interesting information I can have about a competitor is the cost.

The Lincoln Memorial is related to the toga and the civilization that wore it.

You don't get nothing for nothing in this life.

Only those who walk in holiness experience true joy.

You kinda want to look for the anomalies. You don't actually want to look for the expected behaviour.

The one who does not honor the teacher and the one who does not honor the task, although ever so knowledgeable, they are confused.

Not everybody is comfortable with my ethnicity. When I first came along in the business, they didnt really like the idea of my name being Raquel.

When the mind is most empty It is most full.