Texas is reportedly going to give college students the right to carry guns on campus. So I guess that next semester, every college student in Texas is getting straight A's.

Work hard, be kind, and amazing things will happen.

Starbucks says they are going to start putting religious quotes on cups. The very first one will say, 'Jesus! This cup is expensive!'

A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: 'Duh.'

If life gives you lemons, make some kind of fruity juice.

A new report says that dogs can sniff out prostate cancer with almost 98 percent accuracy. The report also finds that cats can sniff it out with 100 percent accuracy but they prefer to watch you die.

I have an abacus at home.

A new presidential poll reveals that Democrats have the edge among voters under 30. The good news for Republicans is that there's only six people under 30 who actually vote.

Ukraine announced plans to open Chernobyl, their nuclear disaster site, to tourists. They say it's just like Disneyland, except the 6-foot mouse is real.

Santa will be showing up with Rudolph the Red-Eyed Reindeer.

After making insulting remarks about Mexicans, Donald Trump has been kicked off of NBC and Univision. On the bright side, Trump's hair has a new show on Animal Planet.

Poverty is not really as much of an obstacle to educational expansion as it's sometimes made out to be.

They say "ya gotta stay hungry"... Hey Baby...I'm just about starvin' tonight!

I'm so lonely I don't even want to be with myself anymore.

The best that an individual can do is to concentrate on what he or she can do, in the course of a burning effort to do it better.

People aren't stupid. People wanna see good movies, especially comedies. Those by the books comedies, I don't get it. Who likes those? Nobody likes those.

True love is that which ennobles the personality, fortifies the heart, and sanctifies the existence.

It's a wonderful city and every American has enjoyed New Orleans in one way or the other.

Theres nothing like standing in a place and wanting nothing so much as to change but simply not being able to.

Work hard in school and listen to your parents. They really do want the very best for you and have been where you're going.

Forgiveness is the Most Powerful thing you can Do for Yourself on the Spiritual Path.