Texas is the crossroads of the world. Everything here is big.

I'm one of those people that will walk into a bar, and if I wasn't a comic - because some people know who I am - I would just blend in.

I guess I am handsome - in certain parts of the world. If I was, like, in Mongolia, living on a mountain and in my village, I could be the hottest guy. In L.A., I'm ... average?

People think I am crazy because they see me doing stand-up, but I am generally not. I am very sad. I'm one of those guys that lights candles and listens to Rachmaninoff.

It's not that comedy has changed in terms of what's funny. For me, it's changed in that sometimes I don't feel my finger is on the pulse.

As I get older, I don't think the world is becoming that funny. Comedy is changing a bit.

With Bitcoin hard-coded to be limited, it’s like a collectible.

I think people just think I am crazy because they see me doing stand-up, but I am generally not. I am very sad. I'm one of those guys that lights candles and listens to Rachmaninoff.

I breathed and breathed and did feel some calmness enter in, though it was, as always, shot with a sense of loss. Loss and fear.

Failure is a snapshot of the present and never an indication of the final outcome or destination.

Disruption isn't about what happens to you, it's about how you respond to what happens to you.

Dream, think BIG live the life of your dreams.

However, what he wanted was impossible: the serenity of the Gods cannot be achieved by the sword.

It's better to have your blackness taken away than to stand and lie about who you actually are.

I haven't had that good a time in ages. Since September 11, really. I just felt so happy, it was like the sun came out of the clouds for me. I love Italy.

I could never live without artwork. It's a constant inspiration.

When we're binging, we do not think about death. We just think about how good it tastes.

The Spirit does not lead you to pray for useless goals.