Thank God I didn't have to see his smug face. Sometimes, I wished I had a pie that I could smash into it. Well, if by pie I meant anvil, then yes. I smiled at the visual. I really was sick.

In our country let us reject violence and selfishness which could destroy Nigeria unity.

When you're trapped in a prison, and your heart is broken, and you can't move a finger because you don't know what to do, that's when you wake up.

Those who have teachable spirit get wiser and wiser daily.

That man's the true Conservative who lops the moldered branch away.

He was a specialist in Feng Shui; that is to say, he was consulted as to the correct ubication and orientation of houses and temples, in relation to the spirits of wind and water.

Their friendship was like a wilted bunch of flowers that she insisted on topping up with water. Why not let it die instead?

I think sometimes people need to get used to an idea.

Never charge a player and, above all, no pointing your finger or yelling.

... the besetting danger is not so much of embracing falsehood for truth, as of mistaking a part of the truth for the whole.

As soon as I learned what the smell of bacon was, I learned how to make it.