Thank God for Darwin, eh?

In Unity there is strength; We can move mountains when we're united and enjoy life - Without unity we are victims. Stay united.

Hitler was a vegetarian. Just goes to show, vegetarianism, not always a good thing. Can in some extreme cases lead to genocide.

Add a drop of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it.

Contentment is knowing you're right. Happiness is knowing someone else is wrong.

Three blokes go into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

I'm English and as such I crave disappointment. That's why I buy Kinder Surprise.

Orchestras have often been used to conjure up the natural world: Swans, sharks, trout, but not, as far as I know, the often maligned jellyfish.

The day after tomorrow is the first day of the rest of your life - that way you've always got a couple of days in hand.

Tonight's show is about doubt. Or maybe it isn't - haven't made my mind up yet.

Three women walk into a pub and say, 'Hooray, we've colonised a male-dominated joke format'

Clouds are just nature's stepping stones to the heavens.

Desire, if it is to be trusted, is to be inspired by a holy vocabulary.

Those who can't, and can't teach, translate.(attrib: F.L. Vanderson)

The best friend you will ever find is you. You must love yourself with joy to fill your heart with bliss and happiness.

This is the worst thing about waiting for someone. You have to look good all the time because they could turn up at any minute and see you before you've seen them

Kindness is the only service that will stand the storm of life and not wash out.

The nature of honesty is that if someone has information or knows something about you that you don't want heard, then they have power over you.

Don't start brooding about that, too," she says. "Everybody's got a piece of stranger inside them. It's what lets us surprise ourselves and keeps things interesting." -Lupita

The fear of God does not come naturally to human beings; it must be learned through Scripture, worship, and the hard knocks of experience.

Being still at least once a day will enhance your life.