Thank God for wisecracks.

The building was on fire, and it wasn’t my fault.

When everything goes to hell, the people who stand by you without flinching - they are your family.

Laugh whenever you can. Keeps you from killing yourself when things are bad. That and vodka.

I've always felt that the best whips and chains are in the mind. With a little creativity, the physical ones are hardly necessary.

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I checked my gear, my pockets, my shoelaces, and realized that I had crossed the line between making sure I was ready and trying to postpone the inevitable.

I'd made the vampire cry. Great. I felt like a real superhero. Harry Dresden, breaker of monsters' hearts.

Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of trauma, I will fear no concussion.

I died. I died and someone made a clerical error and I am in Heaven.

There is the world that should be and the world that is. We live in one and must create the other.

It's not that life is good or bad. Life just is. It's how you handle the shitty situations that will determine whether it's good or bad.

Secrets are festering parasites to a relationship, devouring their hosts from within, leaving behind a empty hollow husk of what once was.

The fullness of God’s grace fills us with power for every good work.

He hated himself, " Gwen said. "You just got caught in the cross fire.

How good can we expect to be if our best player is not our best teammate

America is just so imperative that we have the right justices.

So far as I am acquainted with the principles and doctrines of Freemasonry, I conceive it to be founded in benevolence and to be exercised only for the good of mankind.

It is not I that smite, stab, and slay, but God and my prince, for my hand and my body are now their servants.

I think women make the same mistake with me all the time. The way to a man's heart is through his stomach.

I'm trying to use the language of today to express a general existential crisis that I think the world and I are going through.