Thank God kids never mean well

If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?

I like a teacher who gives you something to take home to think about besides homework.

The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.

Why is it that when we talk to God we're said to be praying but when God talks to us we're schizophrenic?

There's so much plastic in this culture that vinyl leopard skin is becoming an endangered synthetic.

For fast-acting relief try slowing down.

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?

Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It's the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them.

If you read a lot of books you are considered well read. But if you watch a lot of TV, you're not considered well viewed.

I always wondered why somebody doesn't do something about that. Then I realized I was somebody.

Being with boys is more dangerous for me than killing a cricket or having a bird fly into the house.

America's great newspapers have staffs that range from 50 percent to 70 percent of what they were just a few years ago.

Quality doesn't mean we have to be 100 percent better in any one thing; it means we strive to be 1 percent better in 100 things.

Our universities are so determined to impose tolerance that they'll expel you for saying what you think and never notice the irony

I think that no one roiled American politics and sort of scrambled the left/right dynamic more 2015 year than Pope Francis.

Acceptance of the power of God in one's life lays the groundwork for personal commitment to both science and Christianity, which so often have been in conflict.

It's lap 26 of 58, which unless I'm very much mistaken is half way.

Love and hate, black and white, Right or wrong, who is right? Some smoke joints to anoint their brain To the vanishing point...so they won't go insane.

My big struggle is how people can not care, erase, not remember.

My life is short. I can't listen to banality.