Thank goodness for all the things you are not, thank goodness you're not something someone forgot, and left all alone in some punkerish place, like a rusty tin coat hanger hanging in space.

Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind. Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened.

Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened.

You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.

I am weird, you are weird. Everyone in this world is weird. One day two people come together in mutual weirdness and fall in love.

There's no limit to how much you'll know, depending how far beyond zebra you go.

Sometimes the questions are complicated and the answers are simple.

When something bad happens you have three choices. You can either let it define you, let it destroy you, or you can let it strengthen you.

If you don't like me, remember it's mind over matter. I don't mind, and you don't matter.

You have to be odd to be number one.

Why fit in when you were born to stand out?

Losing your job releases you to think effectively and make rational decisions

Neither of us could stay within an enclosed cage for long.

Remember that time you tried to hump the bridge?

What have I stolen? Probably money as a kid.

The game of life looks cheerful when one carries a treasure safe in his heart.

I've got foundation jokes, the ones that got me where I am, so everything I do just builds on top of that.

The secret to the sound is to drop the bass on the floor!

Stop the bullsh*t. Stop drawing lines in the sand like previous generations [have done].

Whether born from experience or inherent physiological or cultural differences...our gender and national origins may and will make a difference in our judging.

We see the universe the way it is because we exist.