Thank you, Dr. Phil, for that fine psychological assessment, " I snapped and motioned my chin to Disco. "Why don't you and Oprah here go take a long walk off a short plank and do the world a favor?

If you were anyone else, your nuts would be taking a long vacation, and the destination would be out of your mouth

Who needs immortal strength when you've got weapons of mass destruction?

Truth does not surround itself with lies.

Saturated Arrogance...she rebuked those about herin darkness did she dwella pathetic historyall mortal man would tell..

Isn't it amazing the way the future succeeds in creating an appropriate past?

I like everything. Boyish girls, girlish boys, the heavy and the skinny. Which is a problem when I'm walking down the street.

Israeli lives are worth more than Palestinian ones.

If I were single and had my career, I'd be happy. You have to be happy with what you're doing.

Sean Connery wasn't the Scottish James Bond, and Daniel Craig wasn't the blue-eyed James Bond. So if I played him, I don't want to be called the black James Bond.

I cannot change the world, but I do not have to conform.

Lies and promises are necessary but not sufficient.

All human beings have gray little souls-and they all want to rouge them up.