Thank you! Welcome to the Universe of Sanjaya!

I learned the hula, so now I know how to shake my booty Hawaiian style.

When life gives you lemons, get tequila and salt.

I didn't know people had that much water in them!

I just wanted to sing on TV.

I like singing in the street, so if you saw a little Indian kid walking on the street singing loudly, that was probably me.

How can you look at this and not see it as the symbol for the self-referencing nature of progressive evolution.

I can't tell you. I would say that if I did, I would have to kill you, but that wouldn't be polite.

I hope she saw the passion, and no need to tell Mark Anthony about it.

I would have Simon Cowell sing 'Shiny Happy People' by R.E.M. just to show his true personality.

Let's give them something to talk about, other than hair.

Backpackers can pack much more meows than baggers. Beggars never feed stray cats as street cats are self-sustaining.

Fear is not a lasting teacher of duty.

Not every child is cut out for an individual sport.

Little as we know about the way in which we are affected by form, by color, and light, we do know this, that they have an actual physical effect.

If you die without agency as a child, but you have agency in your body [in the novel], how is it to be enacted unless it is being reimagined by a writer?

I want to create things while I have time on Earth, and the art of costume and culture has always inspired me.

The capitalist class rules but does not govern: it contents itself with ruling the government.

I don't believe that it's true that the poor will always be with us. I think that kind of pious fatalism is just an excuse for keeping things the way they are.

There's a bad odor about a man who's been betrayed.

When an instrument admits two constructions, the one safe, the other dangerous, the one precise, the other indefinite, I prefer that which is safe and precise.