Thanking people is dangerous business. A name always slips your mind.

Life is hard; it's harder if you're stupid.

Sure I wave the American flag. Do you know a better flag to wave? Sure I love my country with all her faults. I'm not ashamed of that, never have been, never will be.

The reason there are so many stupid people is because it's illegal to kill them.

Tomorrow is the most important thing in life. Comes into us at midnight very clean. It's perfect when it arrives and it puts itself in our hands. It hopes we've learned something from yesterday.

TRUE Courage is when you are scared to death and STILL saddle up and ride in!

All battles are fought by scared men who'd rather be some place else.

I'd like to know why well-educated idiots keep apologizing for lazy and complaining people who think the world owes them a living.

Very few of the so-called liberals are open-minded.... They shout you down and won't let you speak if you disagree with them.

A friend of mine told me to shoot first and ask questions later. I was going to ask him why, but I had to shoot him.

I won't be wronged. I won't be insulted. I won't be laid a-hand on. I don't do these things to other people, and I require the same from them.

Each day offers a reason to celebrate. Find it and experience true bliss.

...what argument is left with someone you love if she is willing to break your heart?

When someone tells you that you have done something that has hurt them, you don’t get to decide that you didn’t.

New rules. If you are smart enough to live, you won’t hit Charles’s mate in front of his father.

Sensitive to symptoms could enhance security.

Lose yourself wholly and the more you lose the more you will find.

Ah, you've come over the water. Powerful wet stuff, ain't it?

When you make yourself into zero, your power becomes invincible.

Reject your sense of injury, and the injury itself disappears.

We know that Heaven chastens those whom it loves best; being pleased by repeated trials, to make . . . pure spirits more pure.