Thanks cows. I appreciate your tastiness.

I freely admit I'm confused. I'm a confused and troubled individual but at the same time...Its Free!

I used to psych myself up before the show and now I do the complete opposite: I psych myself down. It's 12:30 at night, you don't want some guy yelling at you. You want some guy just talking to you.

From 1934 to 1963, the biggest criminals in America ended up on Alcatraz. Nowadays they end up on Wall Street.

I think when you become a parent you go from being a star in the movie of your own life to the supporting player in the movie of someone else's.

A new survey says one in three adults will be dressing up for Halloween. As for me, I'm not going to do anything. I'm going as Congress.

This story is true. Of course, there are many lies therein and most of it did not happen, but it's all true. In that sense it is deeply religious, perhaps even biblical.

There's something spiritual in hard work. Spirituality isn't all aromatherapy and scented candles.

There's something I believe wholeheartedly: Cynicism is the true refuge of the pseudo-intellectual, .. Cynicism is easy. Joy is an extremely advanced spiritual and intellectual tenet.

HD doesn't mean anything to me. It's a technical thing. It's like demographics. A lot of people know about it.

I didn't say no because between safety and adventure I choose adventure.

What we call fundamental truths are simply the ones we discover after all the others.

Say not you know another entirely, till you have divided an inheritance with him.

Every man needs his Siren To check his courage and strength When he hears her song In his travels through the unknown.

P.S. May, don’t these strawberry tarts just make you want to cry?

Goodnight sweet prince, may flights of devils wing you to your rest.

The strongest symptom of wisdom in man is his being sensible of his own follies.

Old people are fond of giving good advice; it consoles them for no longer being capable of setting a bad example.

These days, most nature photographers are deeply committed to the environmental message

Apart from the faint odor of ink that pervaded the scene, it might have been real.

We have received a dog with serious eye problems and a skin disease in hopeless stage. The person who brought it here demanded we cure it for free and refused the idea of euthanasia to end its pain.