Thanks, it's my own recipe. I use cheddar cheese instead of water.

This fork in the road happens over a hundred times a day, and it's the choices that you make that will determine the shape of your life.

I don't know; it just seemed like the cooler guys are playing Xbox. At least the ones I know.

Simply put, Redeeming Love is the most powerful work of fiction you will ever read.

What a lot we lost when we stopped writing letters. You can't reread a phone call.

Laughing together heartily at the same thing forms an instant bond.

Just to prove i was right that it's harder to be friends than lovers and you shouldn't try and mix the two, cause if you do and then you're still unhappy, then you know that the problem is you.

There is no such thing as low maintenance or high maintenance, just a bunch of women hoping for a capable mechanic.

Feminism directly confronts the idea that one person or set of people [has] the right to impose definitions of reality on others.

Notice the small things. The rewards are inversely proportional.

There's always a way through things if you work hard enough and look close. It all depends on your level of determination.

No tricks, Syn, ” Ryder growled from where he stood a few feet away.“Tricks are for kids, silly rabbit, ” I said

It is hard to feel individually responsible with respect to the invisible processes of a huge and distant government.

Conversation, n.: A vocal competition in which the one who is catching his breath is called the listener.

Nature intended you to be the fountain-spring of cheerfulness and social life, and not the mountain of despair and melancholy.

Happy Thanksgiving! I broke into Best Buy and stole a copy of Pocahontas to celebrate.

The artist writes, paints, sings or dances the burden of some idea or feeling off his mind.

I never really took any acting classes. I'm just a natural ham, I guess.

What about King Tut’s tomb?” I protested. “That boy king?” Zia rolled her eyes. “Boring. You should see some of the good tombs.

If I'm wearing a top, I don't wear a bra. If I'm wearing a bra, I just wear a bra.

Old birds like Orlovius are wonderfully easy to lead by the beak, because a combination of decency and sentimentality is exactly equal to being a fool.