Thanks to Bart Simpson, I have a pretty good life.

Everyone in my family is taken care of. And I enjoy this.

Through PETA, we rescue animals in roadside zoos and circuses. They are some of the most abused animals in the country.

Everything that the Sam Simon Foundation does is supposed to help dogs and people - that's our mission.

In the pressure cooker of a TV show, it’s a little bit of a witches’ brew. I completely think I’m capable of being crazy. I probably was crazy when I was doing 'The Simpsons'.

The reason my food bank is vegan is because I can't pay for animal products in good conscience.

Veganism is an answer for almost every problem facing the world in terms of hunger and climate change.

I want medical experiments on animals stopped. They don't do anything, and they don't work.

Animals are not here for our entertainment.

I feel so guilty when I see orcas performing their stupid tricks in their little swimming pools, and when I see circuses or elephant abuse. I don't want to be in the same industry with these people.

Id rather be nauseous than tired, I think.

Your mind is not merely the vehicle of God, rather it is the life-force that keeps God alive. Without the Mind, there is no God. Without you, there is no God.

Lovers have no primary needs

I've never yet run out of ideas what to write about... only out of time to write it in.

YOU are what you're allowing yourself to be!

Test a servant while in the discharge of his duty, a relative in difficulty, a friend in adversity, and a wife in misfortune.

Obama hasn't been divisive just because his policies are so unpopular, though that's a large part of it.

Familiarity breeds complacency.

Seek your own Reality, That is what a wise man should do.

And so figure skating was a great vehicle for me to kind of be competitive at something, without having to be big.

Oppression is often the consequence, but seldom or never the means of riches; and tho' avarice will preserve a man from being necessitously poor, it generally makes him too timorous to be wealthy.