Thanks to modern medical advances such as antibiotics, nasal spray, and Diet Coke, it has become routine for people in the civilized world to pass the age of 40, sometimes more than once.

You should definitely visit the Louvre, a world-famous art museum where you can view, at close range, the backs of thousands of other tourists trying to see the Mona Lisa.

Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person.

Never be afraid to try something new. Remember that a lone amateur built the Ark. A large group of professionals built the Titanic.

Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling.

It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person's plate.

Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only more intelligent.

The problem with writing about religion is that you run the risk of offending sincerely religious people, and then they come after you with machetes.

Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.

If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be 'meetings.'

Magic is not something supernatural, but part of the field dynamics of nature.

Thus it is that in war the victorious strategist only seeks battle after the victory is won, whereas he who is destined to defeat first fights and afterwards looks for victory.

Courage is never letting your actions be influenced by your fears.

I'm an incurable optimist, and I'm a great believer in never looking back. Life is too short, and new challenges are exciting.

But me and my sister knew all the Doris Day and Frank Sinatra songs, too.

Don't do this. I love you. Don't shut me out.

Christ can come back at any time so the one thing you want to have in your life is a focused prayer time.

what is seen must always be the outcome of much that is unseen.

Animals... are there merely as a means to an end. That end is man.

To meditate an injury is to commit one.