Thanks to the invention of the telescope, planets that are 100 billion miles away look to be only 50 billion miles away.

If each day is a gift, I'd like to know where to return Mondays!

Everything slows down with age, except the time it takes cake and ice cream to reach your hips.

Don't let aging get you down. It's too hard to get back up.

I guess sometimes you just have to fight your battles.

There's a thrill in going someplace you aren't supposed to go. The place should come down.

Get off the Medical System and onto the Self Care System

We are in a world where globalization, which is an ideology, has forgotten and put aside the people, the people's interests, aspirations, and dreams.

Surround yourself with positive people and positive influences.

I'm the basketball version of a gravedigger.

Anyone who's parading under a $100,00-plus video is not free from corporate. That's just the MTV advertising agency. I find them all to be just a bit of a sham.

…Jo loved a few persons very dearly and dreaded to have their affection lost or lessened in any way.

I'm quite a good reader of people; I like to meet people, and I can tell if they're lying or not.

No possession is gratifying without a companion.

How dare you imprint on my baby? Have you lost you mind?

If you're bored of the songs, you're bored of the songs. There's not much you can do.