Thanksgiving is so called because we are all so thankful that it only comes once a year.

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.

There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible.

Mercedes Benz : A mechanical device that increases sexual arousal in women.

Tabasco sauce is to bachelor cooking what forgiveness is to sin.

A firm, hearty handshake gives a good first impression, and you'll never be forgiven if you don't live up to it.

At the core of liberalism is the spoiled child — miserable, as all spoiled children are, unsatisfied, demanding, ill-disciplined, despotic and useless. Liberalism is a philosophy of sniveling brats.

There's a whiff of the lynch mob or the lemming migration about any overlarge concentration of like-thinking individuals, no matter how virtuous their cause.

Even very young children need to be informed about dying. Explain the concept of death very carefully to your child. This will make threatening him with it much more effective.

Watching Republicans in Washington is like watching lemmings, if lemmings jumped into cesspools instead of off cliffs. Splash! There goes Mark Foley!

Authority has always attracted the lowest elements in the human race

I'm none too big on giving advice, ' Aunt Al said. 'Most times when folks ask for advice, they already know what they should do. They just want to hear it from someone else.

Windows 10 on both an old 2011 upgraded computer and a new 2016 computer was an excruciating experience

Let your ego grow enough to teach but not enough to dictate.

There's a very thin line between rightfully protesting, and protesting so much that it becomes clear you're trying to hide something.

In this horror of solitude, this need to lose his ego in exterior flesh, which man calls grandly the need for love.

Refusal to accept the flow of the world is the root of all misery.

Well, shoes, bags and clutches are usually my big weaknesses - my husband always laughs when I call them 'investment pieces.'

I find that falling in love is way more fun than just having that instant attraction that you have to maintain for a relationship.

It's great meeting children because you never know what they will say.

Preach the Truth as if you had a million voices. It is silence that kills the world.