That Asian guy is really good at kicking. Shocking. Someone is pressing 'A' really fast somewhere.

Now remember kids if anyone ever offers you drugs say 'Thank you' cause drugs are very expensive.

Stop saying you're not racist because you have a friend that's black. That's like saying you're not a pedophile because you have a friend that's a kid.

I have voices in my head, but they're all speaking Spanish, and I have NO idea what they're saying.

I'll tell you what's better than watching the sunrise... Sleeping through it.

I dated a teacher in high school. Yeah, it didn't make me cooler. And a lot of you are like 'that's cause you were homeschooled'.

Girls say it's hard to find nice guys. It's actually really easy. It's just all nice guys are ugly.

The flat-brimmed cap is the modern day dunce cap.

They say money doesn't buy happiness. That phrase should end with 'just kidding'.

Being an ugly woman is like being a man. You're gonna have to work. Yep.

I do think we can be a little less PC when it comes to sports, though. Just once I want to hear an announcer go 'God, black people are fast. Holy cow! All of them. They're fast. Back to you Bob.'

Be you, be true to your word, don't sell yourself short and don't waste your life worrying.

And where there is ignorance, there is also want of learning and instruction in essentials.

Ethical systems and practices need to look good. They have to be desirable, well-designed and work well.

If you can't meditate in a boiler room, you can't meditate.

No form of government can survive that excludes dictatorship when the life of the nation is at stake.

I love the grandiosity of Hollywood movies, and even in independents, I love the canvas you can tell your story on. I love fiction filmmaking, you really feel like you're creating something.

We believe Slobodan Milosevic must be buried in his country, in Belgrade, at the Alley of Great Men.

Fascism is cured by reading, and racism is cured by traveling

The glorious lamp of heaven, the sun.

It was the only way to progress, to stop.