That Hugh Laurie show is nothing but Scrubs fan fiction.

I was mad when I heard The Amazing Race wasn't about white people.

I was kosher until I had my Bar Mitzvah, and I parlayed officially becoming a man into telling my father I wanted to eat cheeseburgers.

I once fisted two babies and then used the corpses as boxing gloves to fight off the grieving parents.

It's all about being a part of something in the community, socializing with people who share interests and coming together to help improve the world we live in.

In New York, we tip everyone. We tip doormen, we tip cab drivers, and we tip bartenders at the bar. You'll get quite an evil eye if you don't leave a tip at the bar.

I like hot dogs. I like eggplant. I like pizza and creamed corn and beer. But I don't like Arabs.

The best way to travel abroad is to live with the locals.

I don't mind it if blacks want equal rights, as long as they mean rights equal to a dog

It turns out Superman is weak to Kryptonite and horses.

Women have the right to choose what do with their own bodies. They can take it in the cooch or in the pooper. But that's where their right to choose stops, in my opinion.

I want people to understand me as a person with views, not just performing songs.

His mind was indeed my library, and whenever it was opened to me, I entered bliss.

Cruelty, I truly believe, is the one and only sin.

I was a good liar as a child.

A band ought to have a sound all of its own. It ought to have a personality.

Everyone keeps asking me: 'Are you going to win?' How on earth do you know if you're going to win or not?

Oh yeah, this was so comforting. Like a porcupine in a condom factory.’ (Danger)

All over the world, belief in the supernatural has authorised the sacrifice of people to propitiate bloodthirsty gods, and the murder of witches for their malevolent powers.

Standing on the court and holding up that trophy - it's so great you want to keep doing it over and over again.

Ibrahim tells his story without a grain of complaint, and this was true for all of the band members. This is very much part of the Cuban spirit and soul.