That amazing moment when your crush has a crush on you. It's a wonderful feeling knowing that the person who you want to be in a relationship with likes or loves you back.

I kind of think we have too many guns in this country.

Don't chase women, they will chase you. They are like horses in a pasture: if you don't go drooling over her, she is going to want to know why.

I think that variety is the key to our success. It is what makes us [artists] different, and long may that continue.

I want to interview the most important people in the world and have everyone in America the next day going, 'Did you see that?'

There is a type of snobbish, pompous journalist who thinks that the only news that has any validity is war, famine, pestilence or politics. I don’t come from that school.

What is it about this ideological dream of the right to bear arms that overrides any other rights, I mean the rights to not have your children killed at school?

I'd swap everything I've done in my miserable little life to bat like Virender Sehwag

Bill O'Reilly is like a comfortable pair of shimmeringly angry slippers, but you know every night what you're going to get.

Can we rename [Taylor Swift] Pinocchio Swift?

There is a certain advantage to the British accent. I do notice that Americans love it; they think the we Brits are smarter than perhaps we are.

If you dream of becoming perfect, you never will.Be satisfied with being imperfect and that will make you perfect.

It seems an insult to nature and to the Creator to imagine that pregnancy was ever intended to be a sickness.

I practice selfless giving not because I'm remarkable but just because I find that its terrifically fun!

The love-lorn nightingale nightly to thee her sad song mourneth well.

Obama is a very good actor. He knows how to play it. And he is very adept at creating this ''Obama'' - this character who is there whenever the world needs something.

My activism has to do with my conscience; I cannot let certain things slide without doing something. My public speaking is part of an art form that is cultural.

No-one really thought of fission before its discovery.

Rock & roll is dying because people became OK with Nickelback being the biggest band in the world.

No amount of telling is worth doing it once.

There is musick, even in the beauty and the silent note which Cupid strikes, far sweeter than the sound of an instrument.